so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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