"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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