So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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