How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Come share oat with me in your robe
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
