Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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