What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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