You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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