I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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