Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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