Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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