she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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