dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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