Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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