Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
