He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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