remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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