I need help removing her.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Randomize
