you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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