Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
How external is "for external use only"?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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