Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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