That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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