Midget sex pt 2 tonight
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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