ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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