why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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