Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
my sisters under your porch take her home
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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