I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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