check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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