found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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