I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
the raccoons are back...
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