IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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