She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Randomize
