this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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