can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
This is the high leading the old right now
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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