dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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