69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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