whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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