just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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