Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
