Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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