idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
