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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.

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(206): View more from Washington

My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.

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(214): View more from Texas

I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.

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(240): View more from Maryland

So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.

(301): View more from Maryland

Yes.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!

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