4 words: hood of his car
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
