Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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