Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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