whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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