Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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