idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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