Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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