My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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