I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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