doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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