And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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